Total Medals Earned: 154 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,985 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (250/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (250/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/240 points)
Kill 100 zombies!!!
Kill 1000 zombies!!!
Dead for at least 20 times...
Kill the boss!!!
Kill 10000 zombies!!!
Kill the boss 5 times!!!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/350 points)
Staring at the Moon is costly
Slash enemies to bits as much as needed
So, you're testing them all on?
Nothing beats the classic weapons
Collect your head instead
Defeat the Ripper
Dude, you crushed a tank!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
Get it?
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)